To the Mother-of-the-Year in Walmart:
If you are bundled up in a heavy coat, your baby probably should be wearing more than a short-sleeved onesie.
To the Joe-Bob who thinks it's perfectly acceptable to display parts of the male anatomy on his truck's trailer hitch:
Insecure, are we?
To the lady reading a stack of legal documents while driving:
Pull over please. If you die in a horrific car crash before those divorce papers are signed, that lousy, cheating scumbag and his floozy will get ALL of your stuff.
To the Lead-Foot behind me on the road:
Tail-gating me will not make me go faster. In fact, I'm likely to slow down.
To Sarah Palin:
Stop. Just stop. Please.
Most Sincerely,
Amy
