Conversations from the Back Seat

Timothy: When I grow up I want to be a soldier.  Or a race car driver. Or maybe an Olympic fencer.  What do you want to be when you grow up, Paul?

Paul: Hmmmm... a waterfall.
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Paul:  Knock knock.

Timothy: Who's there?

Paul: Banana.

Timothy: Banana who?

Paul: Banana joke!  Hahahahahah!
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Paul: Hey Timothy...

Timothy: What?

Paul: Everything is mine!

Timothy: Arggggg!
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Me:  Oh my gosh!  What is that horrible smell?

Timothy and Paul: *snicker*

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To Be Continued...