Not that I had far to go, but still...
Auburn's ginormous new scoreboard? Y'all, a bigger scoreboard only makes the scores look bigger. Do you really want your embarrassment at this year's Iron Bowl magnified 435%?
All those rainbows are going to make me have a seizure.
All those Confederate flags are making me want to watch "Gone With the Wind" and I don't have 3+ hours to spare. Besides, it's RAAAAAAACIST!
#darkfordinner- Seriously? This is a thing? Why is this a thing? Why does this have to be a thing? Don't families talk to each other anymore? Why does anyone (especially a child) need a computer or iPad or whatever at the dinner table?
Why aren't we talking about what's going on in Greece?
When did Mental Floss become the new Buzzfeed?
Stop tagging me in Poe memes. I've seen them all. A bajillion times. Seriously, quit.
I like dessert too, but sometimes it's good to pin a recipe for roasted carrots or broccoli.
Oh, you posted a selfie? That's different.
No, you don't look fat in your pic, but if you keep asking I'm going to say yes and offer to let you be my guest at the gym.
I don't know who half of you people are. I think Facebook is friending people of my behalf.
You are selling your truck, not saleing it. Your truck is for sale, not for sell.
Everyone's offended. Everyone's offended that everyone's offended. Everyone's offended that everyone's offended that everyone's offended.
Why are people swimming in Weiss Lake? Ewww!
Too many pictures of Donald Trump and not enough pictures of Cristiano Ronaldo.
If you love reading so much, why are you always on Facebook?
I think that about covers it. I'm sure my newsfeed will be on the lighter side tomorrow after all the *unfriendings. My work here is done.
*Get a sense of humor. Or buy one. They probably got one fer sell on the Facebook Yard Sale No Rules Page.